Je suis un champignon...

Je suis un champignon... / ALT-TAB.ORG:

Vous le comprenez, même si vous ne parlez pas français.

Not exactly sophisticated humor. Sorry. 'Champignon' means 'mushroom' en français so you can see (without seeing) where this is going. I was just glad my rusty, all-but-unused-for-twenty-years French worked well enough.