Showing posts with label glasgow kiss. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 11, 2015

Utopia / The Sound of Drums / Last of the Time Lords - "Basically, um, end of the world. Here come the drums."

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Series 3, Story 11 (Overall Series Story #191a) | Previous - Next | Index

"We're at the end of the universe and you're ..."
Image via tied up like two ships
Frankly, taken all together, the Series 3 three-part finale doesn't work for me. No, it's not because Ten is dismissive of blogging; despite my prickly disposition, I can let that slide. And, certain elements absolutely do work -- it's by no means a complete wash-out. But, it's hampered by a less than successful integration of a trio of domestic abuse narratives it attempts to weave into a story powered by a Paradox Machine featuring the return of the Master who's got a wild scheme cooked up to use the Earth as a launching point for a intergalactic domination.

Could the themes ever have been explored by this show in this sort of story?  Sure, it's tricky stuff, but you can do pretty much anything with Doctor Who if you put your mind to it. The execution just falters over the season, stumbling hardest here at the end. The real hero of S3, Martha, is made unlikable through no fault of her own, while we're asked to continue accepting the Doctor as a hero, despite his being portrayed as a narcissistic ass with no regard for his friend's feelings. Sabotaging Martha's character only serves to undermine the authorship of the series.

The poor handling of Martha's arc from med student in residency to unrequited departing companion detracts from what is otherwise a strong season. This is, after all, the year in which we got "Human Nature" / "The Family of Blood", "Blink", and vastly under-rated "42". (Sure, after starting strong, it sags hard in the middle, but delivered a series of gems leading up to the finale.) If the vision of the third series hadn't been to show why Martha's companion status was untenable -- or, un-Ten-able, eh? -- this could have a wild success.

Well, the other impediment that would've had to have been addressed before this could have been a wild success is the dump Murray Gold on the incidental music tracks. Because, wow, the music in this story sucks. It sucks so hard. Not so much in "Utopia," but once we get into part two, and from then on, it's unlistenable. (Martha's theme at the very end of "Last of the Timelords" is OK, but it's too little, too late.) It's been uneven under Gold, but this one calls back the dark days of the dying classic series, when the show was an aesthetic abomination from bean to cup.

Here's the lens I think it's most helpful to use, among several possibilities (not the least of the others would be a focus on the origin of the Master and his relationship with the Doctor): "Utopia" is Chantho's story. Domestic Abuse Narrative 1. She's killed by the man to whom she made herself subservient, Professor Yana/the Master, a man more focused on his work, not capable of returning affection. She kills the Yana body, but he'd already been de-Chameleon Arched at that point and could regenerate so the cycle of abuse evolves and continues...

"The Sound of Drums" is Lucy's story. Domestic Abuse Narrative 2. Vulnerable Lucy is convinced by the Master to make her own choice in staying in an abusive, exploitative relationship. He does this by showing her a future with no hope at the end of time -- the genesis of the Toclafane, if you will. Her story continues into part three, where she also gets a turn killing the Master. However, as with Chantho, the cycle doesn't end ... a woman's hand pills the Master's ring from the ashes of his funeral pyre so we know he'll be back. But we'll call part two Lucy's story because ...

"Last of the Time Lords" is the conclusion of Martha's season-long arc. Domestic Abuse Narrative 3. She makes the choice Chantho couldn't. She is the one who, among other heroic actions, breaks the cycle of men taking advantage of woman, and she does it without violence. She saw the same future as Lucy -- although, to cut Lucy some slack, Martha didn't actually see the failure of Utopia. Hearing about it though, she still doesn't abandon hope in the future (her future), she resolves to make the best life for herself she can and soldier on.

So why don't we like Martha? The series was rigged against her. She's the hero, but her work is undone. She and the Doctor remember "the Lost Year," but nobody else does. And, more to the point, she spotlights how the Doctor is the same as the Master, at least in this one regard. Minus, of course the physical abuse. And, because, she's the one pointing it out, with eye rolls and woe-is-me asides, it's easy for us to blame the messenger for the news that this Doctor is self-centered and inconsiderate. (He's not yet the Time Lord Victorious, but he's on the way ... )

And because the whole season is entwined, remember Lazarus not only provides the basis for the tech the Master uses to age the Doctor down to a dessicated walnut, but killed his partner, Lady Thaw, as well, Martha's season is inseparable from its emotional and physical abuse themes. To the extent the Doctor is implicated in them, it is ... disturbing. It's fixed, I think, if ... well, you pick the spot, but I'll go with when they share a bed in "The Shakespeare Code" ... the Doctor says, "Look, Martha, I know. You are amazing. I'm nuts, but it can't be that way for us. We can travel together as friends, but that's how it's got to be. I can't have another miserable TARDIS filled with sniping and recriminations. Have I told you about Tegan ...?" Get it out in the open, deal with the elephant in the room, and either proceed with mutually agreed upon arrangement, or call it a day. Whichever course Martha takes from there, the Doctor at least has been open and honest, instead of toying with her.

Back to this finale triptych not being all bad, this episode in particular actually quite strong. Right from the open, the shot of the TARDIS materializing with the gleaming skyscraper in the background is signals imaginative effort has been put into this one. Yeah, we get some rapid-fire exposition about Cardiff and it's position on the Rift, but it's dumped and done. If you can swallow that pill, you're ready to be swept along. Plus, it would be weird, given the amount of  emotional and physical abuse the women take, if the Doctor had used Martha the Glasgow Kiss Exposition Method he deals Craig in "The Lodger."

Truly great: Derek Jacobi's too-short turn as the Master. He does some subtle Delgado tribute inflections that totally work for me. But, like Delgado, knows when to go big. Simm is fine. Simm is RTD's camp take on the Master and, sure, I'll roll with that. But, man, how great would it have been to have Jacobi as a recurring villain for a while?

Chantho could've been straight from a China Miéville novel. She looked great and her "Chan" and "tho"s  bracketing each of lines -- except when Martha encourages her to be vulgar -- is a nifty little detail that makes her seem more truly alien.

Captain Jack is back. Never going to mind a call back to Eccleston season. He even uses Nine's "Fantastic!" at one point and, of course, brings up Rose, wondering if she died at Canary Wharf. He ties the three series together, lending a feeling of continuity that assures us events and people aren't just forgotten. That's a hard balance to get right. You don't want to bog the series down, but you can't keep having the Earth get invaded and things being back to normal the next time the TARDIS touches down either without cheapening what's come before.

The far future setting isn't exactly convincing, and the Future Kind look like folks that got bounced out of a Mad Max open casting call, but it's just good enough to make the cliffhanger one of the best we've seen in a while.



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Series 3, Story 12 (Overall Series Story #191b) | Previous - Next | Index

The Master and Lucy love them some Rogue Traders, don't they. "Here come the drums," indeed.

Y'know, it's not a song I love, but it's got a beat (courtesy of Elvis Costello, at least in part -- there's more than a little "Pump It Up" in "Voodoo Child"'s DNA) and I'm not going to complain about its inclusion. (No more than I did "Tainted Love" and some Brittany Spears back in "The End of the World") but stick around after the song in the clip below and listen starting at about 2:18 to what Murray Gold does. Listen, if you dare. You'll be pleading for him to bring back the drums. I neither love nor hate Murray Gold. He's done some good work, and some poor. What he does here though is make the show sound worse than daytime soap operas ever did.



As intense as the "Utopia" cliffhanger was, the resolution is cursory. Wave the sonic and *poof* they're out of the jam; before you can catch your breath, we're firmly in sci-fi soap opera mode. Tish and the rest of Martha's family, excepting her dad, range from dramatic equivalent of a snooze button (her brother), to outright unlikable. They're just not characters it's possible to care about. That's Martha getting the shaft again: where Rose had Jackie's out-sized personality to play against, Martha has her mom's perpetual sourpuss. (I do like her dad, but he's lost in the shuffle.)

In a world of corrupt politicos and unchecked oligarchy, a crusading free press is our greatest defense against those would reverse the progress of the last century and roll back secular democracy. With that in mind, I loved how it was a journalist who sussed out the problem with Saxon. That she got blind-sided by Lucy's devotion to her monster of a husband fed into my frustration with the story in general. Soap opera logic run amok.

Tonally, I'm put off here too by the mix of camp and macabre. The repeated gag of the Master and Lucy opening the door, hearing the journalist's screams as the Toclafane butcher her off camera, closing the door, then opening it again ... it's fair horror comedy, but now were layering comedy over horror over soap opera over sci-fi over Murray Gold's sonic assault ... and I'm burned out on the mess it's become.

To the extent this is an origin story for the Master, I like the chutzpah of RTD laying claim to the character. I'm not so sure the whole origin of the Master thing was particularly well-conceived. Tantalizing, but unsatisfying. How many young Time Lords are driven mad by the schism? It's a little late to be giving the Master martial tinnitus -- if he's been hearing the sound of drums his whole life, why didn't we ever see it before?

A few stray thoughts:

The aircraft carrier where First Contact with the Toclafane is to be staged looks like a solid influence on the helicarriers in the MCU.

The Master has jelly babies. He must be missing Four.

If the American President depicted here is anything like how the British view American politicians, they must think we are clowns. Of course, we are, and the characterization seems pretty spot-on. So...



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Series 3, Story 13 (Overall Series Story #191c) | Previous - Next | Index

The Master and wizened Ten
Image via Basement Rejects
At the end of the last episode, Martha had escaped the carrier to a ravaged Earth. The Doctor had been reduced to a CGI Dobby in a cage. Now we open to a title telling us it's ... One year later ... which must mean it's time for more shit music.

So it turns out I've pretty much front-loaded this write up and have already mentioned how Lucy's and Martha's different responses to future's they envisioned with the Master and the Doctor, respectively, make the former tragic and the latter heroic. It's in this episode though that Lucy's shiner is a multi-layer sucker punch. On the one fist, it's the character showing the signs of abuse, on the other, it's us, the viewers, seeing the Master no longer as super-villain, a megalomaniacal archnemesis for our hero, rather, facing the realization he's a more mundane and commonplace evil: a garden variety wife beater.

It's hard to commit to caring much about a story that we know, by the conventions of TV storytelling, is going to get invalidated. The puzzle is how it's going to get done; but, once you see the how, you've been paid off and there's nothing left to enjoy about it. Just as it's hard to imagine wanting to do a jigsaw puzzle, then break it down and do it again, it's hard to see what the point of watching Martha go through the paces so she can get back aboard the carrier to see the fruition of her storytelling.

Once. You can do this reverse/reboot/reset once, maybe, if you do it well, but it's trick that wears out its welcome. The lost year pre-emptively sucks the life out of "The Big Bang" (S5) and "The Wedding of River Song." (S6).

The Master's pop music obsession starts to grate in this episode as well.  Scissor Sisters "I Can't Decide" is not as catchy as "Voodoo Child," a jarring reminder that much of this isn't going to age well.

You can't talk about this episode and not remark on how the Doctor gets healed by humanity leveraging the Archangel Network to not only bring him back to the prime of life, but render him glowy and floaty in some glam-trippy excess that could've been straight out of the Pertwee era. Heck, if it weren't for the music, I might not have cringed so much.

So there it is. The Doctor gets his shine on, defeats the Master, and things look to be rolling to tidy conclusion until Lucy snaps. Doctor-Master histrionics ensue, Tennant chews the scenery and we wonder how's managed to misplace his emotions to care so much about the childhood friend he's been locked in a dance of death with for centuries. I mean, dude, let it go.

Ultimately, the Master ends up atop a funeral pyre, precedent I suppose for Eleven's Viking funeral on Lake Silencio. Of course, now as it will be later, no Viking funeral for a Time Lord is final. A woman's hand (Not the Rani! Stop it.) collects the Master's ring to ensure he can return for "The End of Time."

This won't be Martha's final farewell, either. She leaves, comes back to tell the story about her girlfriend's obsession with some Shawn bloke, leaves again. Passes up the opportunity to meet Agatha Christie, so Donna will get that adventure instead. Much as loved Freema Agyeman as Martha, and refused to the writers sour me on an ideal companion, I have to admit the dynamic is better with Donna, so one Martha season ended up being enough. It just wasn't the season the character deserved.

And here's the Titanic, what?!


Friday, July 20, 2012

Tim Pawlenty is not a serious person, can't be taken seriously. Period.

From Rival To Running Mate? Possible For Pawlenty : NPR: 




"I don't know if he's not listening or he doesn't care or he doesn't understand, but we've had enough of his teleprompter speeches," Pawlenty said of Obama, speaking to a crowd of Romney supporters at a stop in Pittsburgh.
Before I go off on a rant here, let me remind you of this, from just a few days ago:


http://cdogzilla.blogspot.com/2012/07/to-be-replayed-for-every-idiot.html
Here's my point. Tim Pawlenty knows, and Mitt Romney knows, that "teleprompter" is not an issue. Mitt Romney uses a teleprompter, and uses it poorly, kind of like a moron. If it were an issue in Tim Pawlenty's mind (which we know it really isn't), then he would have to have a bigger problem with Romney, as has been amply demonstrated. If he's simply unaware Romney also uses teleprompters, and uses them like a semi-literate chimp to boot, then Pawlenty is too stupid to be considered for any public office.

Too mendacious and/or too stupid, that's all we've got with these guys.

This teleprompter line of criticism can only ever be used by cynical, pandering, dissembling goons. That's it. There is no other type of person who does this. If you are that sort of person, you should not be taken seriously. We shouldn't see reporting about what you are saying except to report on what a cynical, pandering, dissembling idiot you are. And then you should be ignored. Tim Pawlenty should be ignored because he is not a serious person. He proves it every time he opens his mouth and something like "teleprompter" comes out.

That Tim Pawlenty is taken seriously by anyone (especially the press) should, I think, be insulting to all of us. Nobody should give a crap what guys like this have to say. Public service is serious business for serious people, or it ought to be.


Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Artist totally ought to incorporate the #GlasgowKiss into his Santa series!

Student art attacks commercial spirit of Christmas | Education | guardian.co.uk: 


Image ᔥ Darren Cullen
While the rest of the country is obsessing, or studiously ignoring, the impending general election, Glasgow art student Darren Cullen has bigger things on his mind. Tomorrow he will unveil a 6.10m x 3.5m (20ft x 10ft) billboard on one of the city's main roads appealing to parents to "Stop lying to your children about Santa Claus". 
The poster, which features a slightly demonic looking Father Christmas looming over a small boy, is part of the art student's campaign to put an end to the commercialisation of Christmas and to launch an attack on the advertising industry's targeting of children. "Santa gives more to rich kids than poor kids," declares the poster, which will be on Glasgow's Balmore Road.
My wife will appreciate this after some discussions we had when our kids were infants where I, before agreeing to play and hoodwink them with a secularized Santa, had floated the idea never trying to blow smoke up their arses with Santas, Tooth Fairies, malevolent supernatural demanding worship in return for a chance at dodging eternal torture, etc.

(That last we were in full agreement about not inflicting on them, by the way; there was never any question about that! We're mischievous, not cruel.)

You guys remember what a Glasgow Kiss is, yeah?

See also: Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Justice Scalia on Bush v Gore: “Get over it… It wasn’t even close.”

One person asked about the Bush-Gore case, where the Supreme Court had to determine the winner of the election. 
“Get over it,” Scalia said of the controversy surrounding it, to laughter from the audience.
*Takes blood pressure meds*

*Deep breath*

"Get over it"?! And you fuckers think that's funny?!

LMAO I hate America*

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Shadrack's Furnace

It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s ‘Bible Man’: Alabama School Board Makes Super-Bad Decision | Americans United:


Shadrack McGill, Anti-American  Religious Extremist
Image via AL.com's blog.
According to The Huntsville Times, Jackson County Schools Superintendent Ken Harding said, “We know it’s going to be a fight. But our constituents are pretty adamant about what they want for their children. Hopefully we can meet the law and keep the [Bible Man], too.”


State Sen. Shadrack McGill (R-Woodville) decided to weigh in as well. He said anybody who doesn’t like Bible Man should consider homeschooling and that the board’s decision is supported by a majority of the parents.


McGill also said that religion belongs in both public schools and other agencies of government.


“We were established to be a godly nation, a Christian nation,” McGill said, according to the Times. “We need God in government. We need God in the public school. The more we trend away from God, the more we suffer – morally and spiritually.”
"Hopefully ... "?! How about you "meet [sic] the law," first and let the churches worry about indoctrinating children for those parents who want their kids indoctrinated, that's what they're for.

" ...  [C]onsider homeschooling"?! No. Fuck you, Mr. McGill. Public schools are paid for by tax payers. We pay property tax, sales tax, state and federal income tax so our children can be educated, not so you can have some fuckwit preach at them. Imagine, Mr. McGill, if the school mandated kids were preached at from the Koran and indoctrinated into Islam. How pissed off that would make you, that's how pissed of I get when when people in authority in public institutions try to use their position to establish religion, any religion, on my dime. I can't believe someone so unfit for public office managed to get elected as a State Senator; you clearly aren't fit to be elected to pooper-scooper duty in the public parks.

"[R]eligion belongs in both public schools and other agencies of governement"?! Again, you are unfit for public office, Mr. McGill. I don't even ... I'm so frustrated ... I mean, we really need to stop having this argument. Your side lost. Forget about our history, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and two hundred thirty or so years of court rulings (Engel v. Vitale, for instance), as if I need to tell you to do what you've already done, and just look around the world at how nation states fare under religious rule. Is that what you really want to do to here? Damn, why do you hate America so much?

Update: the more I read about that McGill character, the more my head hurts.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

The Gray Lady Weeps

Daily Kos: New York Times public editor says people misinterpreted his ridiculous question:


Brisbane, confused about journalism. (via NYT)

'I was also hoping to stimulate a discussion about the difficulty of selecting which “facts” to rebut, facts being troublesome things that seem to shift depending on the beholder’s perspective.' 
Holy icicled hell, no they most certainly are not. "Facts" do not shift depending on perspective. You are thinking of opinions, or observations, or hypotheses. Facts are the things that do not shift depending on perspective. There is no legitimate and useful "perspective" that says the surface temperature of the sun is less than that of a wet dog, or that World War II did not happen, or that fish tacos were first created by William Henry Harrison during one of his trips to the forest moon of Endor. No! Bad newspaper editor!
Well, he certainly stimulated some discussion. 

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Festivus Traditions: The Airing of Grievances. "I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're going to hear about it."


This is where, in the spirit of intolerance and ingratitude, I vent the things people have done to disappoint me this year.
  1. You were the car dealerships practicing bait and switch. Luring me into your dealership with prices you have no intention of honoring, pretending you know nothing about the promotion I'm referring to until I make you bring it up on your computer and show it to you. Then, you suddenly remember something about residuals or non-negotiable fees.
  2. You didn't vote this year or, worse, voted for a homophobic, two-faced, sub-moron bent on ruining the national economy and destroying what limited ability the government has to function as a force for justice and the protection of our civil liberties.
  3. You tail-gated me when I couldn't get in the right lane, then zipped past me once I finally could, then cut in front of me without using your turn signal, and then ... you slowed down! You drive like [expletive deleted]. It doesn't impress me that you've got an anti-Obama bumper sticker on your trunk either. No, I'm not thrilled with the execution of the "hopey-changey stuff" I was promised but your guy was still the worse option and can you please make your former VP candidate / half-Governor / caribou-slaying snowbilly grifter go away!
  4. Then there's all y'all that were awarded a Glasgow kiss this past year. 
Feels good to have gotten all that stuff off my chest. I'm ready to engage in Feats of Strength. It's a Festivus miracle!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, December 3, 2010

There were two strong candidates this week. One, a class warrior on the side of the landed gentry, the other is one of those politicians of the paranoid style who makes me think when news outlets show the party abbreviation and state after their name, that the 'R' stands for 'retarded'. I was tempted to game the system and put both their heads on the award this week, imagining a perfect world where they would head-butt each other into unconsciousness. In the end I chose ...


Cryptonaut-in-Exile's
Glasgow Kiss of the Week
Award Winner

The Duke of Disenfranchisement,
Tea Party Nation's Judson Phillips

Friday, November 26, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, November 26, 2010

When your hate group is recognized as such and you have the unmitigated audacity to demand an apology, you're an easy pick to be ...


Cryptonaut-in-Exile's
Glasgow Kiss of the Week
Award Winner


Family Research Council Hate-Monger-In-Chief,
Tony "Don't Call Me Psycho!" Perkins

Friday, November 12, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, November 12, 2010

George W. Bush was out of office before I started awarding Glasgow Kisses to deserving scumbags each week. Now that he's back on the road promoting his memoir, my blood's all angried up again. Whether it's for the brazen admission he authorized torture, his blinkered and enraging assessment of the shortcomings of his response to Katrina and the subsequent (well-deserved) calling out he got from Kanye, the recent news that there's a likelihood that one or more men were executed for crimes they didn't commit on his watch as Governor of Texas, the fact he continues to walk free when he should be rotting in a prison cell, or the relatively minor offense of plagiarism ... there are plenty of reasons he's a deserving recipient.


Cryptonaut-in-Exile's
Glasgow Kiss of the Week
Award Winner


Former (Unelected) President George W. Bush

Friday, November 5, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, November 5, 2010

Mr. Olbermann may have suspended his "Worst Persons in the World" segment (the inspiration for this series) but, lest you think I'd follow suit, be assured I'll keep handing out Glasgow Kisses as long as they're warranted (and I don't grow bored with it).

Cryptonaut-in-Exile's
Glasgow Kiss of the Week
Award Winner

The Pride of Oxford, NC,
Vicious Scumbag James Currin, Jr

Mr. Currin had this week's award pretty much sewn up immediately after the last was presented. The purpose of this award is not to celebrate or encourage violence, let me be absolutely clear on that. This guy though pushes the envelope. Had he pulled this trick in front of me, he may not have gotten an actual Glasgow Kiss, but you can bet he would've gotten an assist in backing it the fuck off.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, October 29, 2010

Cryptonaut-in-Exile's
Glasgow Kiss of the Week
Award Winner


Murderously Homophobic Arkansan 
Ex-School Board Member Clint McCance

It was a crowded field this week, my hardest choice so far. Tim Profitt seemed to have this thing sewn up when he curb stomped a woman and then had the fucking nerve to ask her to apologize to him. In any other week, this guy would win hands down. But, along came Mr. McCance, to claim the honor. 

The kids at Yale who with their "No Means Yes and Yes Means Anal" chant would've also been finalists but that story broke last week and I had just missed it.  Every shiftless, dissembling Republican who participated in a debate this week also should get a nod.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, October 22, 2010

Cryptonaut-in-Exile's
Glasgow Kiss of the Week
Award Winner





Dissembling Homophobe Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC)


I hate to go with Burr a second week in a row. Especially when, earlier this week, it looked like Virginia Thomas was going to run away with the award. But Burr debated Marshall again last night and wrested defeat from the jaws of victory. He had to win again. Nice try though, Mrs. Thomas. I see the crazy in your eyes though, I'm sure you've got another shot at this in the weeks ahead.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, October 15, 2010

Cryptonaut-in-Exile's
Glasgow Kiss of the Week
Award Winner


Obfuscatory Obstructionist Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC)

That's what I get for using Paint to try to do this photo editing. Crikey, it's a like 4 year old with scissors and Elmer's Glue went at it.

Also-rans for this weeks award:
Republican Candidate for NY Governor Carl Paladino
William Shatner

Friday, October 8, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, October 8, 2010


Cryptonaut-in-Exile's
Glasgow Kiss of the Week
Award Winner





Yes, I know, World's Worst Image Manipulation. I'm hoping the raw amateurism of the effort counts as charm.

Also-rans for this weeks award:
Governor Rick Perry (R - TX)
School Board Member Julie Kiearas (R - East Hartford, CT)
Fred Phelps
NC State Rep Larry "Fruit Loop" Brown (R)

Friday, October 1, 2010

Glasgow Kiss of the Week for Friday, October 1, 2010

I learned this week there's a fabulous alternate name for the headbutt: the "Glasgow Kiss." (Evidently, our Glaswegian cousins are known for a bit being a rowdy in the pubs.) Having this gorgeous phrase and no reason to use it was chafing me. "What I need," I thought to myself, "is an excuse to use 'Glasgow Kiss' as often as I can, while satisfying my unfulfilled desire to headbutt scores of deserving arseholes." Just like that, a new series of blog posts is born. I may yet get around to working up a proper banner for this, for now though I'll just borrow world famous soccer headbutt hooligan Zidane's image.

Looking back over this week, there were plenty of candidates: John Lott, Jr.; Jeff Sessions; Richard Burr; Christine O'Donnell; sharks off the NC coast; and, I almost forgot, the Duke College Republicans. It was a tough call, but a late entry made too strong a case to ignore:

Cryptonaut-in-Exile's Glasgow Kiss of the Week


I was going to do a quick and dirty cut and paste of Ravi's face onto Zidane's victim, but the resemblance was actually close enough I didn't bother.
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