Achewood's predictions for 2011 will bring the internet to its knees.

Achewood | January 5, 2011

Guaranteed predictions: positively Oracular!

I don't know why, but the thought of Larry Ellison and Richard Branson paying for their yachting habits by being force-mated to ponies by Somali pirates made me think of the Rubberbandits singing "Horse Outside." The mind is strange is and mysterious in the connections it makes. Or, just bolloxed.