A 39-year-old German man had his penis tattooed with the word 'Mini' to win a new Mini Cooper in a radio contest. Naturally, he did It on the air, accompanied by his screaming in agony. What a cock.So wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to read any further and just hope it's a hoax and that's not really a picture of that dude's tatted shaft.
I have a tattoo (on my arm) and I know how much that stings. Curling up in fetal position now ...