Frustrated by a state government he calls “completely dysfunctional” and “totally unresponsive,” a conservative Republican county supervisor is pushing a proposal for roughly a dozen counties in the eastern and southern parts of the nation’s third-largest state — conspicuously not including the heavily Democratic city of Los Angeles — to form a new state to be called South California.Not that long ago I was reading about some embarrassed Arizonans wanting to split off from their lunatic state government. Here it's the Reds wanting to split off from the Blues. Maybe we should just roll with it.
I wonder what would happen if we split each state into Red and Blue and let the respective colors confederate ... ?
DISSOLVE TO:
MONTAGE SEQUENCE depicting: the Confederated Red States of America Under God closing their borders, fixing all the mistakes and ambiguities in the Constitution to formalize the merger of church and state, declaring taxation of the wealthy illegal, outlawing unions, disenfranchising women, deregulating all industries, restoring slave owners' rights, basically undoing every progressive accomplishment of the 20th century until they achieve their conservative utopia. (Looks like North Korea.)