The Military Director of American Atheists would like put that offensive "There are no atheists in foxholes" saying to rest.

My first act as Military Director of American Atheists | Rock Beyond Belief:

Chaplain: “You know they say there are no atheists in foxholes. And it’s true!“
[he grins as if this is some ultimate stumper of a statement]

Griffith: “Sir. You’re close, but you’ve got it wrong. There are actually no Chaplains in foxholes.”