Zombie Tea Party Sign Ideas Needed

PLZ ZOMBIFY FOR ZOMBIE!

A buddy has asked for some help coming up with signs to go with his Halloween costume: Tea Party Zombie. I had a few suggestions. Got any others? Comments are open.

cdogzilla's TEA PARTY ZOMBIE signs:

ZOMBIE NO EVOLVE MONKEY! AQUA BUDDHA MAKE ZOMBIE!

ZOMBIE NO SEE HALF-MONKEY, HALF-ZOMBIE AROUND!

YOU CURB 'EM*, WE'LL EAT THE BRAINZ
*YOU SAW AMERICAN HISTORY X, RIGHT?

ZOMBIE WANT EAT ANITA HILL'S BRAINZ, SHE NOT AVAILABLE, LEFT VOICEMAIL.

ZOMBIES EAT FETUS BRAINZ, THIS NO ABORTION! BABBY JUST BORN ZOMBIE

ZOMBIES WANT SEE REAL OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE, THEN EAT BRAINZ

ZOMBIE NO EAT OBAMA BRAINZ, ZOMBIE HAZ KENYAN BRAINZ ALLERGY

ZOMBIE NO LIKE DEATH PANELS, LIKE FRESH BRAINZ

KEEP GOV'T OUT HEALTHCARE, LET ZOMBIES IN

ZOMBIES LOVE 2ND AMENDMENT, BULLETS TICKLE ZOMBIE

IT TRUE: O'DONNELL NO WITCH! SHE ZOMBIE.

PRIVATIZE YOU SOCIAL SECURITY, ZOMBIE NO CARE!

ZOMBIES HEART YOU JEEBUS GOD, HE DIE COME BACK TOO!

ZOMBIE THINK DEATH TAX UNFAIR!

OBAMA MAKE ZOMBIE PAY DEATH TAX ... EVERY DAY!