For the rest of her life ...

X-posting from twitter:

Morty: "Hey, to make a gun-toting children omelet, you gotta break some gun-nut instructor eggs." NRA: *crickets* http://t.co/ECANdeKZN9
— cdogzilla (@cdogzilla) August 28, 2014

Baja Arizonans: "We're not all crazy here!" / Other Arizonans: "We need more money to build the Great Wall of Arizona!"

Baja Arizona would like to be liberated and become the 51st state.

Jan Brewer holds out a tin cup, rattles it for effect, whispers: "The Mexican Hordes are coming ..."

Via the OC Register

California, Nevada, Utah, and New Mexico residents were about to start sending donations but lost interest when they realized only one border was to be walled.