Friday, December 20, 2002

Trouser Monkey

Airport security: "Do you have anything to declare?"

Tourist returning from Thailand: "I've got monkeys in my pants." (Thanks to Will F. for the link.)

In related news: if the girl at the counter goes "na-na-na-na-na-na" when she gives you your burger, don't take it. It's a BatBurger. (Jack C. gets credit for this one.)
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