As I near 40, I realize I age like a fine wine. Alone, in a cellar.
There's also the portliness:
Looks like I'm about 3 1/2 months overweight.
I have an amazon wishlist, but I imagine this is what you're thinking:
A gift card is a great way to say: "I'm too lazy to think of a gift to get you, and I'm pretty sure you'd buy booze if I gave you money."