In the breakroom at work, someone hung a sheet of paper with those little tear-offs cut across the bottom. The sign read, "Take one of whatever you need ..." (and went on at a bit of length about meeting the pressures of the day or something along those lines) and the tear-offs were for Mama, Love, Hug, and several other warm fuzzies.
I took the first tear-off and put a sticky on the sign saying:
If you're looking for the "Buffalo Tranquilizers," I took 'em. Sorry. Good luck. Regards, Chris