Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Bills Receiver Tweets Anger at God Over Dropped Pass

Bills Receiver Steve Johnson Tweets Anger at God Over Dropped Pass | User Submitted:

Magical Sky Deity of Goat-Herding Primitives is a Steelers fan.

(User Submitted) – After dropping a would-be winning touchdown pass in an overtime loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers yesterday, the New York Daily News reports that Buffalo Bills receiver Steve Johnson did what any modern day athlete would—he tweeted to the Almighty. 'I praise you 24/7!!! And this how you do me!!! You expect me to learn from this???How??? I'll never forget this!! Ever!! Thx Tho.' No word yet from God.
He's kind of got a point, if you accept all the false premises: why shouldn't Odin deserve blame when things go wrong, if he deserves praise when things go right?  

The funny thing here isn't the tweet or the obviously deluded mental state of Mr. Johnson, it's the inevitable barrage of  "UR doing it wrong" messages he's probably already started getting from religionists. Because the right way to worship Zeus in this case is to pray more, be humble, and accept that he works in mysterious ways. Plus, the Steelers and their fans were obviously praying harder.

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