Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Everything Is Terrible!: #FUQUAY-VARINA JERRY HOTBED!!! (It's either this or demented scandal for town news today, apparently.)

Everything Is Terrible!: FUQUAY-VARINA JERRY HOTBED!!!:

A member of the EIT! family, Liz Pardue-Schultz, recently unearthed a rich vein of Jerries in Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina. The discovery of 12 copies of the coveted Jerry Maguire VHS tape represent the lowest per capita population of people per copy of Jerry Maguire in the continental United States recorded to date - a stunningly low 1,492.5 PPJ, or Population Per Jerry.

OK, from what I can gather, there are folks trying to collect every copy of Jerry Maguire on VHS still in existence for (perhaps) nefarious purposes.

It's all a bit silly, of course, but honestly I'd rather focus on this than the suicide pact between the former girl's basketball coach/sex offender and one of his players.
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