Wednesday, January 19, 2011

You Should Probably Stop Ordering Mimosas

You Should Probably Stop Ordering Mimosas | The Hairpin:


Next time you’re about to order a mimosa off the menu, stop and ask yourself: “Is this delicious treat really worth $9 a pop?” Probably not. Especially when you could just get a bottle of champagne and a carafe of OJ and make your own cocktails at half the price.
Wait a second .. .Waffle House has mimosas?  Oh never mind.

Fair enough point made though. You could also use your Beat-the-Movie-Theater-Concession-Stand Strategy and hide a bottle of champagne in your coat. You could also make your own cocktails at home and just show up loaded. There's lots of ways to beat the system.

1 comment:

  1. You know what the hardest part of ordering a mimosa is? Telling your parents you're gay.

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