Thursday, January 20, 2011

Burglars snort man's ashes, thought it was cocaine

Burglars snort man's ashes, thought it was cocaine | Reuters:

An example of the typical American family's cocaine storage urn.

'The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine,' the sheriff's report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said.
Yes, because that's what people do, they store cocaine in urns on their mantles.

Of course, if you really think it about it, that would be only slightly more bizarre than storing the remains of the incinerated corpses of your loved ones in that fashion.
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