Sunday, June 5, 2011

An Onion headline worth looking for at Literally Unbelievable

Church Cancelled Due to Lack of God | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Parishioners of Pastor Theo Leobald’s First Congregational Church of Holy Christ In Heaven will not meet next Sunday morning for a coffee social and morning Bible study as they do every week, gathering in fellowship and offering thanks and praise to God on high. The reason for the cancellation? Simply the fact that, according to Leobald, God does not now, has never, and will never exist. 
The Church of Holy Christ In Heaven will soon change its name to the Church of Imaginary Make-Believe Land. 
When asked why he is convinced of God’s nonexistence, Leobald became visibly irritated with reporters. 
“What’re you, an illiterate peasant? Aren’t you familiar with 20th century thinking at all? Christ, read a book, or maybe just think about the idea for a minute. Pretty ridiculous, huh?” he said.
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