Crushing Treason in Defense of Slavery Day should absolutely be a national holiday. That should go without saying.The only reason I'd change the name is it's got the problem traffic signs have ... you know the old Louis CK bit about the meanings changing so easily when the emphasis is on the wrong words. Anyways, I'm thinking this is a petition I'd sign.
360,000 loyal Americans died in battle against rebel traitors. A holiday is warranted.