Monday, June 29, 2015

#tenyearslater cryptonaut-in-exile: The Best Movie Reviews Include Crudely Drawn Comics


The link is still alive and, with a new batch of Star Wars movies on the way, we hope it won't be relevant. But it might be.

Below is how the post would've looked if I used the format back then that I do now.

Star Wars Episode III: a steaming pile of Sith.

Yoda fesses up. Image via bestpageintheuniverse
Before I go on, I have to address something that all you stupid Star Wars nerds are probably thinking right about now: "But Maddox, it's a movie made for kids, what do you expect?!" Even Lucas stated in an interview with the BBC that: "The movies are for children but [the fans] don't want to admit that." 
Oh really? It just so happens that this "children's movie" has a scene where a guy gets his hands chopped off, a graphic decapitation, the wanton slaughter of children (the highlight of any movie), and the coolest scene in any space action movie starring Ewan McGregor: Anakin getting his legs chopped off as his stumps catch fire while his face melts. By the way, if you haven't seen this movie yet, don't read the previous sentence.

Maddox, by the way, is still going strong. Check out a few of his recent posts if you head over that way. If you're a business owner, he can help you save 23% on labor costs.

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