Saturday, June 6, 2015

Reasons people shoot other people

Reasons people shoot other people

Image via Sacramento's 12news

My fiancee and I had an argument, so I open-carried my gun to a park and shot four random people. 
The bartender put Clamato in my beer when I wanted tomato juice, so I shot him and his dog. 
I found suspicious calls on my boyfriend's phone, so I shot him. He was armed at the time too. 
Rather than let my ex-wife win custody, I shot my own daughter to death.
Your Second Amendment-guaranteed well-regulated militia in action. Those above were just from May of this year, and it's only a sampling.



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