"Not a what?" (Oh, Mary Worth, I thought by now you'd be buried in the same coffin as Rex Morgan, M.D., locked in a grisly dance of death.)

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Actual Mary Worth comic. It's painful, yet hilarious because it's sincere.

There's also the Shortpacked re-imaginings.

Because of the title I gave this post, I had to see if Rex Morgan was still running. Yep.