Cardassian debit card scam.

OH on my local news a moment ago: "Connecticut's Attorney General is warning consumers about a debit card heavily promoted by the Cardassians ..."

Well, duh. I mean, do you know how many complaints have already been lodged with the Bajoran Business Bureau?

Gul Dukat in the ducat business.

Ohhhh ... Kardashians. Still, duh.

Pro tip: anything related to these people is for suckers.